And I’ll tear your house down with a 1952 tractor.
And that’s just what we did. The tools at our disposal were a day’s worth of well placed cuts by my intrepid Genius Demo Guy, a 100′ steel cable, and a 1952 beast of a tractor. That tractor chugged. It pulled. It sputtered. It huffed and it puffed and it pulled our house down. The roof and the second floor, anyway. Don’t think I’m being totally flippant, or that I wasn’t scared. Trust me … I was plenty scared – twitchy all day and jumping at the least little thing. We managed to keep it all out of the road though, which did much to un-twitch me. But, honestly? Can we be candid here? The thing that made the whole enterprise worse was every single person that came by offering their sage advice. “Oh, you oughta do this,” and “Oh, ya gotta move the cable there,” and “If it were me …” Ugh.
But, we’re okay. Short and sweet post today folks … back to work. What? You want more information? No worries. It’ll be just like you were there … I got the whole thing on video!